Urgent Wonder Press Release

Whilst sitting in a bar in Darling Harbour (Sydney), I penned a series of book titles on a napkin that will be a cross between the Famous Five, Harry Potter and Captain Pugwash. They will be written in a two part trilogy (yes, just like Starwars!). The main caracter is a heroic explorer called Captain Co*k, who is rather fond of cruising. He's got a big boat and a picture of it is shown below





The first half of the double trilogy will be entitled as follows:

1) Captain Co*k's Great Adventure
2) Captain Co*k goes down
3) Captain Co*k gets a new vessel


These books and the associated films are bound to make me wads of cash but I'm going to write three more half *rsed sequels to boost my pension plan:

4) Captain Co*k and the Cumbersome Codpiece
5) Captain Co*k and the Rubber Buoy
6) Captain Co*k Comes Again (Return of the Co*k)


There will also be a bonus track if you buy the DVD called "Captain Co*k and the three Musketeers - a Step too Far?", which is a thought provoking expose about Sword Fighting at sea.

If the books are successful, I've got plenty of ideas for a third trilogy but that's enough for now!


PS If anyone from my family sees this, the * is clearly an "o" :-)