I'm Going Out & I Maybe Some Time

I've reached Christchurch, which is a bit of a sleepy little town on the New Zealand South Island. After discovering that it has been the base for many Antarctic missions, I decided it was the kind of place that a that the intrepid Wonder should check out. When I got there I was greeted by some blokes who were dressed up like eskimos. I realised that I needed some more clothes, so I gave my mate Sir Edmond Hillary a quick tinkle on the blower. He said he'd get his wife to knock me up a special Wonder Suit to keep me nice and warm in the permafrost.

The suit eventually arrived and they even gave me a suitable vehicle for a blast over the ice, which was a lot more bumpy than I had expected. Unfortunately, it was pink when it arrived but the Wonder had enough time to give it a quick respray in kiwi Black.

When we got there, a storm was brewing, so I wasted no time in building an iglu. No sooner than I had finished installing all the essentials like Sky TV, it began to snow.

The storm passed after a couple of weeks and I quickly found some local seals, who had come up from the shelf below the ice to catch some rays.

Fortunately, I am fluent in all 75 seal Seal languages and I was soon clapping my hands together and shouting aarf aarf at them. That really seemed to knock the stuffing out of them and they all froze as I think they they were in awe of my linguistic skills. Either that or I got the wrong dialect again...

StevieWonder

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