I'm Dunedin Chocolate!

When SWDU reached the "wee city of Dunedin", he really didn't get why it was supposed to be "just like Scotland". Then it became obvious! Of course it's just like Glasgow, except it doesn't smell of wee!

Dunedin does have a few good points though, and one of them is Cadburys World, which is the "best chocolate factory in the Southern Hemisphere". I entered the visitors shop and purchased a ticket from a bloke who reminded me of my dad. He told me to go through or he would clip me round the ear for being cheeky.

I did as I was told and waited by the chocolate waterfall, which was located inside the blue silo. Apparently, the two white silos were secret space rockets that had been strapped to the blue one for a secret mission. They were just waiting for some more cones from their supplier.

After a quick swim in the chocolate lake, we struggled to the top of the Crunchie mountain using our special Curly Wurly ladders. When we arrived, we troffed more chocolate from its summit than the average Oompa Loompa could produce in a lifetime.

After some more heroic chomping, I rolled down the mountain and decided to leave because I couldn't decide if the giant rabbit in front of me was real or just an e-number hallucination.


He tried to block my exit because I was required to pay a "fat boy surcharge". I disagreed and decided to fire my special heat laser at his ear instead. In no time at all, the offending ear began to melt and I squeezed through the door as the rabbit jumped up and down outside.

Thank Crunchie for that I thought...Or maybe it had just been a Dream...

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