Rotorua Wonderland

More than two decades after he decided that he would like to go to the Rotorua geothermal wonderland, The Wonder finally made it to its rather large volcanic bosom. The landscape was lunar in appearance and everywhere was bubbling and steaming, like a hot cup of char from Old Mrs Bigglebottom's tea earn.

There was a rather pungent whiff in the air and The Wonder thought his "little problem" might have returned. He was later relieved to discover that the eggy smell was just a bit of deadly sulphur leaking from a boiling pool.


As he travelled around this non-earthly world, SWDU became unsure if he was really at a thermal wonderland or whether he had accidentally stumbled on the Mirror image of Coventry's toxic waste dump.

Having discounted his theory, he was mightily impressed with the volcanic shenanigans that were on show.

In fact, he was so impressed that he was tempted into the acclaimed mud baths for a soak and a well deserved all over body massage, which was to be applied by these skilled mud doctors.

Unfortunately, the skilled doctors only work 6 days a week and have Wednesday's off. During this time, "Big Hands" Helga covers their shifts. You can probably guess the rest!

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