Statement From Wonder Corp

Team Wonder went missing yesterday during an attempt to raft the treacherous white water rapids of Rotorua. This perilous stretch of water, which is rated as "extreme", remains undefeated despite 379 courageous attempts to defeat this mighty beast.

Everybody seemed to be in good spirits when they set off and confidence was running high. This picture was taken shortly before the latest attempt to conquer the legendary rapids.


There was no hint of trouble when the team entered the seven metre drop from the waterfall known as "The Washing Machine", which gets its name due to the swirling water at its base. All seemed to be going well when the boat went over the edge and it looked like nothing could possibly go wrong.

It was shortly after their entrance into the waterfall that things started to go pear shaped for the brave crew of TSS Wonder. The craft plunged into a vertical dive and disappeared without trace into the frothy white depths below.

Nobody has seen The Wonder or his team since these pictures were taken. A 'close friend' said "I don't know what happened to him but I never liked the miserable git much anyway".

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WonderCorp

Statement Update

Team Wonder re-surfaced yesterday following an unexpected two day rafting adventure in the rampaging Rotorua Rapids. The crew decided to stay under when they discovered a secret hobbit village beneath the majestic waterfall of death.

Heroic Captain Wonder was declared to be the first explorer to make a successful descent of this thundering stretch of the river. A 'close friend' said "I always knew he could do it. The bloke's an absolute bloody legend!".

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WonderCorp