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Sydney's Daily Didgeriedoo has made unconfirmed reports suggesting the untimely demise of StevieWonderDownUnder. It is believed his car was struck by a White Fiat Uno in an underpass early this morning. All that is known is that he was returning from the Opera House with an Australian reporter, who had spent the previous day frolicking with him on his yacht.
It is believed that the Fiat was being driven by a stingray, who was previously thought to have been harmless. There are even suggestions that Al Stinger may have been part of a conspiracy and is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. If the reports are confirmed, this would be the first incident of its type on the Australian mainland.
Other reports suggest the rumours are premature and that SWDU was spotted later in the morning at a chip shop in Leeds. This latest development has not been substantiated by WonderCorp and only time will tell if we'll see the magnificent Wonder again.
It is believed that the Fiat was being driven by a stingray, who was previously thought to have been harmless. There are even suggestions that Al Stinger may have been part of a conspiracy and is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. If the reports are confirmed, this would be the first incident of its type on the Australian mainland.
Other reports suggest the rumours are premature and that SWDU was spotted later in the morning at a chip shop in Leeds. This latest development has not been substantiated by WonderCorp and only time will tell if we'll see the magnificent Wonder again.
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